I am most definitely going to age myself here with this reference but so be it. There used to be a commercial for a bath product called Calgon. It was supposed to be used by frazzled moms in order to relax after a crazy day with their kids. The actor in the advertisement would look as if she were losing her mind and would say "Calgon, take me away!" Instantly, she was taken to a peaceful garden with a bathtub, which was conveniently full of warm water and Calgon, where she was relaxed. Her insane real world would disappear. Despite the many ridiculous images this commercial produced, which I won't cater to at the moment, there was the idea of invoking some kind of saying that would transport you to another parallel universe where real life melted away.
Oh, how I wish there were a magical saying I could whisper to myself to allow me to be free on nonsense. My personal saying would likely come at work when people say jargon that means nothing to anyone. Well, let me actually clarify. There might be one or two people who understand the jargon but most of the time, I'd have to say people scratch their head when they hear words or phrases used on a daily basis at work. There is a plethora of which come to mind but my brain is now focused on one such saying that I can't even think of the other items.
One thing I deal with at work is data. Data is a big fat mess for the most part. People don't understand what they are looking at or what the data is trying to say. Sometimes data does tell you a story and it's like different versions of the same story. Those differences are often referred to as 'diffs'. I really don't understand what people are saving in losing the two syllables between diffs and differences. I happen to think differences are clearer than diffs. Diffs can so easily sound like 'diss' which is also aging me. And should someone hear that they feel like they are being mocked. Anyway, this is a common word used in my line of work and a small part of me curls up when I hear it and wants to say 'Jargon, Take Me Away!' I'd love to be in a quiet garden reading a book in a bathtub (since I probably haven't had a wasteful, luxurious and relaxing bath in years!) instead of hearing words said for convenience but which always remind me of a Magritte painting showing a pipe that says "This is not a pipe!". You might say these words as much as you like. Heck throw them around as much as you want! That does not mean people understand you or use the word in the same way you are. Just writing this makes me feel better already. Ahhhh what a bath of a blog entry can do to make one's real life melt away.
stratford-upon-angie
Tuesday, May 29, 2018
Monday, March 26, 2018
Signal Interruptions
It has been quite some time and a happy, New Year to all.
The usual excuses will arise for being incognito for a nice chunk of time. The main one of having no time remains true. It's been a very chaotic couple of months with school schedules, work insanity and other factors keeping me from expressing myself. I will vehemently state that this hiatus has been very difficult for me. I need to write and get my thoughts out. When I do not have that vehicle to express my frustrations or pondering, it takes a toll on me emotionally and mentally. One friend mentioned that things that probably would not bother me normally seem to be getting to me lately. The fact that it's been raised by this person a number of times doesn't go unnoticed, trust me.
I decided to take a bit of control in diminishing my anger by staying home today. It's quiet and there are fewer interruptions so it's an easy fix to maintain my sanity when the office environment is less than ideal.
When I thought I could make lots of work progress, I was thrown the monkey wrench of having internet outages. As I worked on a task, midway through the internet connect would drop and I would have to wait until it came back up. This happened all morning long. I called the internet provider company and they said it was an issue in the area. (Uh, yes, it is an issue in the area. Hello? That's why I am calling. Can you tell me when it will end?) Instead of flipping a gasket, I decided I'd work on a blog entry! YAY!
It's easier to get back your concentration when you are working on something you really want to do than on something where you are still scratching your head. Lo and behold, here I am. Venting and being creative in my one special place. :)
Let's hope that the interruptions in signal will cease and that I can make some headway. If not, I'll have accomplished a long forgotten task of posting a blog entry.
The usual excuses will arise for being incognito for a nice chunk of time. The main one of having no time remains true. It's been a very chaotic couple of months with school schedules, work insanity and other factors keeping me from expressing myself. I will vehemently state that this hiatus has been very difficult for me. I need to write and get my thoughts out. When I do not have that vehicle to express my frustrations or pondering, it takes a toll on me emotionally and mentally. One friend mentioned that things that probably would not bother me normally seem to be getting to me lately. The fact that it's been raised by this person a number of times doesn't go unnoticed, trust me.
I decided to take a bit of control in diminishing my anger by staying home today. It's quiet and there are fewer interruptions so it's an easy fix to maintain my sanity when the office environment is less than ideal.
When I thought I could make lots of work progress, I was thrown the monkey wrench of having internet outages. As I worked on a task, midway through the internet connect would drop and I would have to wait until it came back up. This happened all morning long. I called the internet provider company and they said it was an issue in the area. (Uh, yes, it is an issue in the area. Hello? That's why I am calling. Can you tell me when it will end?) Instead of flipping a gasket, I decided I'd work on a blog entry! YAY!
It's easier to get back your concentration when you are working on something you really want to do than on something where you are still scratching your head. Lo and behold, here I am. Venting and being creative in my one special place. :)
Let's hope that the interruptions in signal will cease and that I can make some headway. If not, I'll have accomplished a long forgotten task of posting a blog entry.
Friday, October 27, 2017
What's in a Name (Part 3)
My husband has a really long name in the Spanish tradition.
There is a first name; usually a middle name, a father’s last name and they
append the mom’s maiden name. So while 4 names isn’t a lot, it can be hard to
get them straight when different names are used in different scenarios.
During his youth, he went by one name – a name that his
family and childhood friends use and by which they refer to him. In most of
these situations it was a derivation on his middle name. When he came to the States for his associate’s
degree and later for college, he referred to himself by his first name.
When I met my husband, he said his name was his middle name
- His full middle name, no diminutives
or nicknames – just his middle name in Spanish. We then got to know each other via emails. He
signed all his emails with ‘Memo’. The first few times I scratched my head
wondering why the word ‘memo’ was at the bottom of his notes. Was there a memorandum
attached that wasn’t inadvertently forgotten? After a few instances of this, I
asked him why he signed off in that manner. He explained that Memo was the
diminutive of his middle name. It was what his family and friends called him. I
guessed at that point, he felt comfortable enough to allow me to call him that
or it was the name he was used to most.
Over time my husband found out my middle name. He used this
name to introduce me to his family and friends. Now, my middle name was chosen
at confirmation time as mostly a way for me to finally get another name from
the one with which I was born. I only had one first name, no middle names and a
surname at birth. Confirmation was a cool and legitimate way for me to put an
additional twist on my identity. Absolutely NO ONE called me by that name up to
the point of my picking it out and my getting called that by my in-laws and my
husband’s friends. It was used so infrequently, as a matter of fact, that even
my mom later in life didn’t realize it was my middle name.
At one point my two worlds converged, my in-laws calling me
Monica and everyone else calling me by my usual name. One of my friends then
asked my husband ‘Who is Monica?’ He, then, had to explain the two name usage.
Of course, she said ‘I didn’t even know that was her middle name!’ The reason she didn’t know this is because I
NEVER USED THAT NAME BEFORE. In his way, my husband was branding me in the
Spanish way, perhaps. I don’t fully know why he decided on this appellation. It’s
now the custom with his family. That, my friends, is how you gain a new name.
And everyone knows that customs are hard to break.
Coming on Strong
Many of us have had this experience. I can almost guarantee
that women have encountered it. Even if you have not been impacted directly by
this incident, you are aware of it. It is the unapologetic spray at the perfume
counter of a department store. You weren’t asking for it or expecting it. Yet
it happens. And in so many ways, it is quite disturbing because it is an
assault on your body not by hands but by stench.
This is how I have felt over the last few months because of
someone relatively new to my team. Almost every time she opens her mouth, I
feel like it is an assault to my utter being. Every time I send an email or set
up a meeting based on said emails, I get a request for an agenda or am pummeled
with reply all’s on what is the point of the meeting. Oddly, I almost always
set up meetings after a barrage of back and forth emails on a topic. Last I
checked, I add an agenda to those meeting invites based on the emails trails. I
often scratch my head once I read these responses from her. I feel at times
like I live in the twilight zone. Or has anyone heard the term gaslight?
So, it’s not by
stench but it might as well be mace in the eyes or a little pepper spray into
the throat. I am always one to take feedback/input/suggestions but I am confused
because I have agendas in all my invitations. And usually I drag and drop my
emails into meeting invites to give context and then write my agendas around
those documents. Here I was thinking I was pretty efficient and that my
meetings were self-explanatory. But, I guess not.
This is not constructive criticism on her part. It is the
utter need to take me down in front of others. After all, she questions me on
emails where others are addressed as well.
When she comes over and makes a compliment on my outfit, I have to
scratch my head and wonder what is behind her niceness. Does she know she’s on
my naughty list and is trying to make amends? Does she not realize I think her
actions are suspicious? Whatever her motives, I’m not falling for them.
What is troublesome is that in a work environment you have
to often play nice with people you would never want to be near! Family and work
colleagues aren’t too different – you often have to be diplomatic around those
you would never choose as friends. Of course, sometime you do find some good friends
from the colleague pool. But I certainly don’t want to be friends with someone
who plays the ‘frenemy’.
Monday, October 2, 2017
The Cheerleader
When I hadn’t even completely registered the death of my
mom, I had to face another loss. My mentor passed away almost 2 months after my
mom. She, too, was battling cancer. It seemed like she was ready to beat it
until something odd happened. I still don’t know how it transpired. I suppose
the how is not that important. It’s the emptiness that is still there that
matters. I was informed of her passing by a mutual friend. I had spoken to my
mentor just a few days earlier! I had sent flowers to her a week earlier to
brighten her recovery. It was not meant to be. She was so ready to fight the
cancer – stare it down. But it was futile.
I first met Anne Marie when I was a young and spunky Client
Service Representative. She could probably already tell I didn’t belong in the
‘business’ when she met me. She ran a
monthly department newsletter and was looking for new ‘blood’ to write some
pieces. I signed up immediately as I was looking for a way to be creative at
work. We connected in a breath.
I created a column of my own that became popular as I
investigated issues/mysteries/questions that came up. She and I bonded over
books and how illogical the world was. She was a mom at work. She encouraged me
always to challenge myself (and she challenged me) and saw me doing more with my
life than doing the work I was doing.
When I decided to go back to school and finish my Master’s
degree, without asking she offered to write a recommendation. As my friends and
I worked on a monthly zine, she read it religiously and would comment about my
pieces in secret language while she walked by my aisle. When I changed jobs and
stayed within the same company, we often used the interoffice mail to send each
other books we recommended. We kept in touch with the company instant messaging
application. When she was forced into early retirement, we emailed on a fixed
basis – weekly would be my best guess although I am not certain.
While she encouraged me to do more, be more, she often
downplayed her strengths. She was a nurturing individual with a soft heart for
good people. She hated stupid people and those who were sycophants. Where we
worked, this behavior was common and they often went hand-in-hand.
These days it seems weird to not send her an email –
checking in on her or seeing what she’s reading. I find myself often texting or
emailing people for the heck of it just to fill the void. It’s not the same
though. Most people don’t even respond to my notes. If they do, it’s usually
days later. Anne Marie almost immediately responded. If she didn’t, then
something was wrong. That’s exactly how I found out she was sick. I hadn’t gotten a response in her usual super
timely manner.
It is sad to know that she isn’t reading this entry because
she was a devoted follower of my blog. All I can hope for is that she’s in a good
place, in peace reading a good book and checking in on me every so often in her
special quiet way.
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Thursday, September 28, 2017
The Kiss
Oh, I know you are waiting for my commentary on Gustav
Klimt’s influential work. But, sorry, folks, this is not about that piece of
art. It is about childhood innocence gone awry.
It was a lovely, early summer morning, just after a
torrential rainstorm. The clouds had quickly parted and the sky was an azure
wonder. A few hours earlier we worried about a cancellation. With the sun shining brightly and an excited
child in tow, my sister-in-law and I made our way to my daughter’s ‘best
friend’s’ birthday party picnic.
The sunshine peeked through the branches of the tree and we
found the spot where the picnic was happening. We had to circle around a closed
off area of the park to get to the festivities. As we approached, the birthday
girl came running up to my daughter. They gave each other an embrace that
signified years of distance. In fact they had only seen each other the
afternoon before. But that’s how kids are – the purity of friendship isn’t
tainted. It was a magical day with the sun streaming at angles and early spring
pollen pulsed through the breeze.
On the way to the party my daughter inquired if a friend,
who happened to be a boy, would be there. I said that I was pretty certain he would
be as he was a class favorite. My daughter thought he was the ‘funniest’. I
also thought he was a sweet, creative boy – he’d won me over with his
sensitivity and whimsy – not to mention his obsession with pirates!
Moments after our arrival, said boy arrived. Enormous hugs
ensued, games were played, food was eaten, birthday songs were sung, and cake
was eaten. It was now time to leave. My sister-in-law and I informed my
daughter that departure was on the horizon. However we couldn’t go before we
said good-bye to her best friend. Said boy was about to leave as well but was
also waiting to say goodbye.
The birthday girl had disappeared to deposit an
intruder turtle in a nearby stream. As she came around the bend, she saw said
boy, ran up to him and planted an enormous kiss on his lips. The boy, his
father, my sister-in-law and I were in shock by this mature display of
affection. The father turned around to us to say, ‘Do I need to start
chaperoning already!?’ The birthday girl
walked away with a big Cheshire smile on her face. That is how it began and
ended, friends. An innocent kiss creating confusion for all.
Wednesday, April 26, 2017
The Tough Cookie
Relationships are hard. Probably none are harder than the
parent and child ones. In the early years, parents are your role models, they
guide you and teach you. In later years those models are the ones you fight
against or with as you gain your own identity and independence. I had many
fights and stand offs with my mom through the years, especially after my father
passed as I became the substitute for my dad.
Despite those fights there were truths and behaviors that my
parents, my mom, taught me that became the foundation of who I am with some
personal tweaks, of course.
When I was young, I was sick and spent weeks in the hospital
undergoing tests and operations. My mom was with my through all the
appointments and every night in the hospital while I got better. There were
times during that ordeal that I was the one who had to comfort her – telling
her I would be fine and that she didn’t have to cry.
When I was about to give birth to M, my daughter, I didn’t want her
to come to the hospital with me because it was in the same hospital where my
dad passed only seven months before. She was still so sad and frail. But she
was there and despite my fear of her passing out, she held M in her arms
in utter shock of how I made it through labor. I snapped at her and said “Mom,
you did the same thing three times.” But she worried about me then and about us
always and that’s what moms do. She worried up to the end. Some of the last
things she said to me was to make sure that I put a hat on and to ensure that
we all ate.
As most of you know, I am a big dog lover. This I did not
get from my mom. Or, so I thought. When I was younger, I bugged my parents for a
dog relentlessly.
My mom’s responses were – these are in translation and
censored:
'No!'
'Enough with the dog already.'
'Get out of here with the dog'
'When you get older, you can get one.'
Sure enough, when I was older, I got one. My mom was furious
with me.
But over the years who was the one asking me to bring the
dog over, who informed me we were having chicken for dinner because that’s what
the dog asked for, who gave up her seat on the couch so the dog would be
comfortable. She had a big heart and it seemed at times that it was biggest for
the dogs.
It was also a very big heart for children. She often babysat
and was a nanny as we were growing up and we got older. She often would tell me
stories of what the children did and said while she was with them. She always
had a sparkle in her eyes as she retold those stories. Often laughing so hard,
she would gasp for air. She was very sweet and played with the kids. She did
this with M too –singing to her, playing peek-a-boo and getting ‘scared’
just to hear her laugh.
She had a great sense of humor. Her sense of sarcasm was
impeccable. She often tried to laugh or find humor in the smallest things. Both
of my parents had that talent and I try to emulate that even through hard
times.
What I am most grateful for is that despite only have a
fifth grade education, she and my dad worked tirelessly so we could all go to
college. We could have something that they didn’t. She rallied for both my and
my sister’s education because she came from a country and a time where girls
didn’t get to go to high school much less college. She knew that education over here, in America,
was the first step to a better life. Although she was physically here in the
US, her heart and her thoughts were always in Italy. There’s a line in a song
that goes ‘you cannot return to where you never left’. Every time I hear it I
think of my mom. I probably won’t listen to that song for a while now.
She was a strong woman, ‘manufactured in a different time
and place’ as many neighbors said. Through her rounds of chemotherapy, she
never once exhibited the nausea or vomiting that we were told to expect. The
nurses and oncologist always remarked that ‘she was a fighter – a tough
cookie’. And she was. She fought hard in life, with me, with us and now she’ll
go back to fighting with my dad. Dad, I hope you tuck your shirt in and that
you have smoked your share of cigarettes while you had your break. Mom, say hi
to my fuzzies and thank you for everything.
Wednesday, April 5, 2017
Promises to a Future Me
Instead of New Year’s Resolutions, I’ve decided to keep a
list of things I promise myself that I will not do when I am older. I’ll
periodically add items to the list but right now, let’s get started.
#1) I will not tell people around me to eat when I have not
touched a single thing on my plate.
#2) I will not utter ‘eat’ to others when they are sitting
at a table. Tables can be used for many purposes other than eating, like
reading a newspaper, writing a letter, playing a board game. People do not need
to eat during those activities. Tables do not always = eat.
#3) I will not answer the phone except in my own house.
#4) I will not dig through the garbage in other people’s
houses and pull out things I think are still good. I will also not suggest that
said garbage item might be good for someone. There’s a reason why it’s in the
garbage in the first place. (Yes, one man’s garbage is another man’s gem but
let’s just remember ‘garbage’ entered into the sentence at some point so let’s
keep it there.)
#5) I will try to be grateful for what I have and those
around me. I will remember to say ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ and not bark out
commands to people who are hosting me.
#6) I will try my best to remember the mantra “If I have
nothing nice to say, it’s best to keep my mouth shut.”
#7) I will try not to say “I want to die” to young people
especially those under age of 12. It’s traumatic at some point.
#8) I will try not to pretend I have a medical degree and
know more than doctors who have been practicing for years and who are
specialists in their field.
#9) I will listen to said people in #8 as they likely know
more than I do about health-related matters.
#10) I will not blame others for situations where I am a key
participant. It takes two to tango in most situations and likely I have done
something to contribute to the bad as well as the good in most things.
#11) I will remind myself of #5 repeatedly, even if I feel horrible and hate being old.
#12) I will take a vested interest in understanding basic Biology and how my body functions or what could happen when it doesn't function well anymore.
Tuesday, February 28, 2017
The Tea Party
Out
of nowhere my daughter got the idea that she wanted to have a tea party with
her Nonna (grandmother) this weekend. It was a cute idea. Except that I wasn't
sure from where the thought came. My daughter always looks at me with mild
disturbance and disgust when I tell her I am having a cup of tea. The
one time I let her try an herbal tea, she informed me, “When I grow up, I might
like it.”
Friday
evening she notified me that she would like to have a tea party with Nonna.
When we woke up Saturday morning, after telling me ‘good morning’, she reminded
me that we needed to get ready for the party. We walked to the store to get
some cookies and crackers. I informed her that a staple of tea parties were tea
sandwiches. She looked at me like I was inventing this information right out of
my head. She attempted a compromise by saying ‘we could have cheese on the
crackers’. I will never say no to cheese and crackers so I said we would try
that this time around.
We
made our way to Nonna’s house. We told Nonna we had come over to have a tea
party but Nonna wasn’t really up to it. So M turned to her aunt and said ‘Well,
you could come to the tea party!’ Auntie seemed thrilled to be included.
I
cut a few apples and pears (I was trying to have some healthy food). I put out
the cookies and the crackers. I slices a few pieces of cheese while the water
boiled. I parsed out the hot water into mugs (I didn’t have tea cups!) each
with a tea bag. I let M’s tea brew for only a few moments while the other mugs sat
the full time.
Apparently
while I was preparing all the food, a few guests arrived. My daughter’s
entourage of My Little Ponies and Care Bear figures were sitting at the table
waiting for the snacks. They were not the most polite group. They did enjoy the
cookies but thought the tea was a bit bitter. I could see they were having an
influence over my daughter. She sips a tiny bit of the tea and made a face as
if I had served her sewer water. Oh well, I tried. She ate all the pear and a
bunch of crackers. The party posse decided that they would rather fight
criminals and show their super powers so they didn’t nibble on much.
The
day after the party my daughter said we should try to have a tea party again
soon and invite some other friends. “Hey! Why not?” I told her. I’d be happy to
have some other human interaction while enjoying some tea sandwiches the next
time around.
Monday, February 27, 2017
The Problem of Parenting
I love my daughter. I think the world of her and always want
to be a model to her. But there are days, like today, where I really hate being
a parent.
I accompanied her into her classroom and she walked over to
her table. Her chair had been moved from where it was usually placed. She asked
me why and I responded by letting her know that it was probably moved to allow
all the kids to put their rest mats into the space behind her chair. She seems
satisfied with that answer and began to do her morning work. I walked over to
the cubby holes to put her back pack and jacket away. When I returned to her
table, I saw that her table mate was pushing her chair, with her trying to sit
in it, away. Of course, my daughter began to cry. This was a very obvious sign
of bullying and of her table mate being shitty jerk. I went over to her and
told her that we could move her chair so that there was space between her and
her class fellow. She cried into my shoulder.
I told her that it was not a nice thing that had happened
and she had every right to cry. But that she was a strong and smart girl and
she had every right to be at the table. That she needed to continue to do her
work even if her table mate was not nice to her.
As I heard these words, “lessons”, come out of my mouth, I
felt fake. And I was enraged. I wanted to tell her to punch him. And if she
didn’t do it, I would. I wanted to give that boy a verbal lashing that would
remind him for years to come that he was a selfish and inconsiderate moron. Why
was I teaching her to be docile and submissive when I didn’t feel like it made
a single difference in the world? When I have learned that being ‘nice’ is code
word for ‘we can treat you like crap because you won’t say anything’?
Of course I was projecting my anger onto this situation but why
shouldn’t I? Here was a perfect example of someone making my daughter feel
small and weak. Hadn’t this been the way things happened over the centuries.
Treat those that are kind and nice in a bad way. My daughter has a big heart. I
love her for that. She always shares with others. She often points out when
others need help from teachers or adults. She is kind and attentive to others.
But shouldn’t she be a little selfish and attend to herself first? What exactly
was I trying to teach her by taking the high road? How had that worked for anyone
in the history of this country, in the last few months of this world? NOTHING!
As I walked out of the classroom, I notified the teacher and
the assistant of what had happened. They noticed that my daughter was crying
but didn’t know the reason. So I informed them. You know what? If I can’t punch
this kid in the face, I’ll report him to the authorities. Isn’t that how
whistleblowing happens? After all, isn’t there an advertisement in the subways
that says “if you see something, say something”? I felt slightly vindicated by
my actions.
I seethed as I walked to the subway. I really wanted to
punch someone. Hopefully, my desire to inflict physical pain on someone will
subside. But the lesson I learned from today’s incident is that I will have to
speak up more to the ridiculously cruel and inconsiderate behavior that has
been so prevalent in recent years. Only if we point out cruelty will there be a
hope of it stopping. So what if I become a tattle tale? Aren’t there really
powerful people out there who have been whistleblowers? I’ll consider myself
one of them.
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